• Finnish: pilvessä
• French: ivresse
• German: bekifft, coll: zu

Stoned may refer to:

• Intoxication, particularly cannabis intoxication
• Stoning, a form of execution performed by throwing stones at the victim
• Stoned (computer virus), a boot-sector virus created in 1987
• Stoned (TV special), a 1981 ABC After School Special series starring Scott Baio
• Stoned (film), a 2005 film about Brian Jones, one of the founders of The Rolling Stones
• "Stoned" (Dido song), a 2003 song and single by Dido

asleep, blind, blind drunk, blotto, boozy, canned, cataleptic, catatonic, cold, comatose, dead, disguised, doped, drugged, drunk, half-conscious, helpless, high, hopped-up, inebriated, muddled, narcotized, nirvanic, oblivious, out, out cold, out of it, overcome, paralyzed, passed out, pixilated, plastered, semiconscious, senseless, spaced out, spaced-out, stiff, strung out, unconscious, under the table, wiped out, zonked, zonked out