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Dustin Diamond (born January 7,
1977) is an
American
actor, musician, and stand-up comedian
best known for his role as
Samuel "Screech" Powers on the television show Saved
by the Bell.
Early Life
Diamond was born in San Jose, California and is the son of Mark Diamond. His first job involved working as a live mannequin in a department store display. As a fifth grader, he landed the role of eighth-grader Samuel "Screech" Powers on the popular TV sitcom Saved by the Bell.Career
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Diamond's most memorable role was that of the nerdy Samuel "Screech" Powers on the television show Saved by the Bell, a role he played for close to thirteen years from its beginning as Good Morning, Miss Bliss (1988-89) through its final incarnation, Saved by the Bell: The New Class (1995-2000).Screech was originally supposed to have an
extremely low pitched, almost bellowing voice, but instead, it was
decided that the character would possess a high adenoid, although not
over-the-top tone.
Screech was frequently a pivotal figure in the
schemes and pranks depicted in the show, from pretending to be an
extraterrestrial (which almost resulted in his dissection at the
hands of the government), to getting kidnapped by rival high
school Valley in the ongoing inter-school "Prank War", and in one
instance even winning the "Miss Bayside" Pageant. His parents, who
were extremely obsessed with all things Elvis-related,
were
never seen, aside from one episode where his mother (played by
Ruth
Buzzi) leaves him in charge of the house as his parents went on
a vacation to Graceland, which
led to an episode-spanning dilemma involving a broken Elvis
statue.
Screech's robot Kevin was also occasionally shown
in some episodes but was eventually written out of the show.
Screech claimed to be descended from the "Great
Italian
lover and spy" Luigi Powerelli, making it clear that he is part
Italian. In the final episode of the regular series, he
magnanimously relinquishes the title of valedictorian to another
character.
Continuing the series into college,
Saved by the Bell: The College Years shows most of the cast
transplanted into not only the same college, but also the same
college dormitory, where Screech continued his typical
misadventures.
After the end of that series, he quickly returned
to Bayside High as Principal Belding's assistant in The New Class
episodes, remaining with the show until its cancellation.
On April 19, 2006,
the official website for Adult Swim
announced that Saved by the Bell was going
back into production, with the original first series characters
(save for Elizabeth
Berkley) becoming the new staff of Bayside High. Screech would
be the principal according to the report. However, it was all a
hoax.
Appearances after Saved by the Bell
Since Saved By The Bell ended, Diamond has been featured on a number of TV shows, including The Weakest Link, a celebrity boxing contest, and professional wrestling matches. Of special note is his appearance on Celebrity Boxing, where he resoundingly defeated Ron Palillo, of Welcome Back, Kotter fame. Concerning his reaction to his decisive victory in the bout, Diamond claimed to have "...beaten Horshack like I was Soda Popinski".Later in 2001, Diamond released the video Dustin
Diamond Teaches Chess in which he shows various techniques for
becoming a better chess
player. It is punctuated by appearances by Dustin, in various
costumes, such as dressing as Screech, Liberace and
Al
Jolson-style black
face.
In 2000, he made a guest appearance on
short-lived WB Network
comedy, Off
Centre.
Diamond appeared on the June 7, 2002 edition of
The Opie and Anthony Show, with co-guest Lil Jimmy
Norton.
Diamond has a cameo appearance as himself in the
movie Made,
in which Vince
Vaughn's character incredulously questions a doorman at a club
as to why "Screech" was allowed into the venue while he was not.
Diamond also appeared as himself in two scenes in the 2003 comedy,
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.
In the May 2006 issue of Stuff
magazine, readers voted Diamond the third most annoying former
child actor that they would like to punch in the face. He was
"beaten" by former child stars Danny
Bonaduce and Corey
Feldman.
Diamond plays Bernardo in Hamlet
A.D.D. (2007), a partially-animated science fiction comedy
based on Shakespeare's Hamlet. Bernardo, the first character to
appear in the film, is haunted by the ghost of Hamlet's dead
father.
Diamond played himself in a cameo appearance on
The Knights of Prosperity in an episode that aired January 31,
2007. In the episode, Kevin
Michael Richardson is assigned to guard him while at his
sparsely-attended stand-up acts and his hotel room.
Celebrity Fit Club
Diamond was a cast member of the fifth season of Celebrity Fit Club, during which his personality, his refusal to alter his dieting habits, his reliance on diet pills, his tendency to quit in the middle of physical challenges, and his antagonism of his castmates caused much conflict. He particularly came into conflict with former American Idol finalist Kimberley Locke, country singer Cledus T. Judd, rapper Da Brat, and trainer Sgt. Harvey Walden IV. At one point during the season, he apparently quit the show, but later returned. Despite his insistence that he had achieved a peaceful state of mind, he continued to sequester himself from enthused participation in group events, refused to offer encouragement to his teammates during weigh-ins, and responded to criticism from the show's judges by claiming that he was being unfairly targeted. Tensions between Diamond and the rest of the celebrities culminated in an open confrontation between himself and Harvey Walden. He eventually challenged Walden to "physical combat," which did not take place. Diamond started on the show weighing 217 lbs. and lost 30 pounds with a total of 187.Dustin returned for the sixth season Boot Camp
edition of the show, joining a team of "Second Chancers" that
includes Toccara
Jones, Tina
Yothers, and Willie Aames
where he gained 30 lbs back to his starting weight at 217 lbs.
Diamond appeared to be trying to follow the show's program, in a
marked contrast to his behavior during the previous season, and was
named team captain. However, the judges remained skeptical of him.
Sgt. Walden openly questioned the decision to name him captain
(saying Yothers should have been his choice) and another judge said
that she was "waiting for the other shoe to drop" regarding his
behavior. When Diamond didn't show up for a day of work, claiming
he was stranded at an airport by bad weather, Walden "fired" him as
team captain and named Toccara the new leader. While Diamond and
Walden clashed again the following week when Walden called Diamond
a "Nazi", Diamond ultimately stayed put and held his own for the
Second Chancers. Later on the season he and Tina Yothers were
traded to the Newbie team. Diamond lost 23 lbs on the show, with a
total of 194 lbs. His team won the grand prize.
Stand-up comedian
Diamond has performed stand-up comedy for many years. His comic style is similar to that of Bob Saget, referencing his sitcom years as well as using very blue humor in his stage act. He frequently defends his stand-up comedy career from critics that attribute his success to his former child star status, saying: "I hope people stop remembering me as Screech and remember me as a total period-stain. I think my stand-up routine is helping that."Diamond has had trouble as a result of failing to
show for a scheduled performance. Diamond was scheduled to appear
at the University of Connecticut to give a stand-up comedy
performance followed by a meet and greet on Thursday, February 8,
2007, but did not appear. According to Diamond's agent, Roger Paul
of Roger Paul Management LLP, he failed to board his plane. All of
the tickets purchased by students were refunded and Diamond, having
breached his contract, did not receive any payment.
Personal life
Diamond was three years younger than most of the cast of Saved by the Bell. Because of the age and religious differences, he was never very close to any of the other teenage actors on the show. He said that while the other teenage actors went out together and got along, he basically did his own thing. He said that he did get along with T. K. Carter and Dennis Haskins. Diamond claims that he still keeps in touch with Haskins to this day.dustindiamond.com
In 2003, Diamond attempted to take control of the domain dustindiamond.com, which was owned by Max Goldberg, the creator of YTMND. Diamond was apparently upset because some visitors were posting gay fantasies about him in the guestbook on dustindiamond.com. Diamond's lawyer, Herro & Lamont, LLC, served Goldberg with a cease and desist order that was unsuccessful.In 2004, the case was submitted to the National
Arbitration Forum acting on behalf of the
Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers
(ICANN).
Diamond ultimately lost the suit. The decision
read, in part, "The Panel accepts Respondent’s argument that the
"outrageous ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and
misspellings" as well as the sheer absurdity of the site’s claim
that Dustin Diamond is a "FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL" clearly
signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously. Goldberg
offered, in court, to produce various letters of support,
confirming public understanding of the website's humor, including
letters from a Professor of Cinema Studies who coauthored two
well-known books of religious parody among other publications, and
a letter from an art correspondent for the Wall Street Journal, New
York Times, and the Oxford American. These writers called the
website "an electronic art installation of great wit and
outstanding merit," a "parody," and an "obvious and clearly
affectionate joke." Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire,
or critical commentary, and notwithstanding Respondent’s assertion
that "lawyers are notoriously
bad at understanding how humor works,” this Panel finds that
legitimate noncommercial fair use commentary is involved."
Goldberg, then 21, represented himself through the suit.
The precedent-setting decision may be the first
time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a
non-commercial parody site.
Alleged debt
On June 11, 2006, Diamond appeared on the Dean Blundell show in Toronto on 102.1 The Edge revealing he was in fact "broke" and was facing foreclosure from a lender, as poor credit was preventing him from obtaining a mortgage from a bank.On June 13, 2006, Diamond appeared
on The
Howard Stern Show. Diamond said he was given 30 days to come up
with US$250,000 or risk losing his Port
Washington, Wisconsin, home for failing to make payments on his
land lease. Diamond said he blamed Arthur Giraldo, a mortgage
broker for New York Capital Exchange, who Diamond claims "screws
over the working man then laughs at their expense". Diamond decided
to sell t-shirts for $15 that had "I gave 15 dollars to help
Screeech [sic] save his
house" emblazoned on the front. He said that he would need to sell
30,000 t-shirts to completely cover the costs. He explained the
extra 'e' in Screeech was needed because of copyright laws, since
he does not own the rights to the name or character.
On June 14, 2006, Diamond did a
phone interview with MTV Live, the
flagship show for MTV Canada
promoting the sale of his "D-Shirts" to save his home.
In June 2006, Diamond appeared on "The Hamish and
Andy Show", a Melbourne, Australian-based radio program. His phone
interview was due to a contest conducted by the two hosts of the
radio show called "Where the Bloody Hell Are They Now?," which
consists of a race between the two to find ex-celebrities. Diamond
was one celebrity, Vanilla Ice
was the other. During the interview, Diamond was asked what had his
life become after fame and what he was up to at that moment. He
appealed to listeners to buy his T-shirts online from his website
to help him save his house, and anyone who bought a "D-shirt" would
also get it personally autographed for an extra $5.
On August 14,
2006, Diamond
was scheduled for an online television telethon, in an effort to
raise funds to prevent the foreclosure on his house. His broadcast
was canceled less than 90 minutes before it was to be aired live,
as an executive at the startup online television network claimed
that the foreclosure story lacked credibility, and that Diamond had
"exhibited some really strange and obnoxious behavior."
On September 2,
2006, Mike
Nichols, the Ozaukee
County columnist for the Milwaukee
Journal Sentinel said in an article
that Diamond was a fraud and the whole story about Diamond losing
his house was a publicity stunt. On October 7, a
follow-up
article stated in interviews with several people that they had
not received t-shirts after months of waiting, corroborating the
alleged fraudulence.
Diamond's website claims that appreciation of his
real estate resulted in his large debt. Usually the lessee of a
mortgage still owns the real estate and merely uses it as collateral,
thus benefiting from any appreciation. If Diamond must buy back his
land at the request of his landlord, his situation would
be better classified as eviction under the terms of a
very harsh lease.
On November 16, 2007, Diamond appeared on the
Mancow (Eric Muller's) Morning Madhouse and admitted he was never
destitute, but his mortgage broker had tried to rip him off.
Sex tape
On November 13, 2006, Dustin Diamond's sex tape Screeched, aka Saved by the Smell, was released by Red Light District. It features a bride-to-be, her bridesmaid, Diamond, and a friend of his all engaging in various sexual acts, including a dirty sanchez. According to Diamond, the sex tape got out because he and some buddies allegedly have a "monthly gathering" wherein they allegedly exchange such tapes which earn points based on "what we're able to accomplish" on film. "We do it almost like poker. The tape could have been left out in anybody’s home, machine, computer." The people that are allegedly involved in this group are all, according to Diamond, 'profile people.' Diamond has expressed the belief that the tape was not leaked by any of those people, but that it may have been the significant other of one of them. Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, acknowledges there was hope that the tape would raise his client's profile.Select filmography
- Celebrity Fit Club Season 6 (2008) ... Himself
- Hamlet A.D.D. (2008) ... Bernardo
- Celebrity Fit Club Season 5 (2007) ... Himself
- Knights of Prosperity (2007) ... Himself
- Screeched (2006) ... Himself
- Tom Goes To The Mayor (2005).....himself
- 13th Grade (2005) ... Corey
- Duck Dodgers (2005) TV Episode (voice) ... Xainius the Eternal
- From Justin to Kelly (2003).....Dork at beach
- Dickie Roberts was a Former Child Star (2003) ... Himself
- TNA Wrestling(2002) ... himself
- The Rerun Show (2002) TV Episode ... Doctor
- Big Fat Liar (2002) ... Wolf Party Guest
- Jane White Is Sick & Twisted (2002) ... Simone
- Made (2001) ... Himself
- WrestleMania 2000 (2000) ... himself
- Longshot (2000) ... Waiter
- The Toolbox (1999) ... Thaddeus
- Chairman of the Board (1998) ... Neil
- Santa With Muscles (1996) ... Kid at mall
- Bio-Dome (1996) ... Little Stevie
- Houseguest (1995) ... McDonald's Cashier
- Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (1994) (TV) ... Samuel "Screech" Powers (credited as Dusty Diamond)
- Saved by the Bell: The College Years ... Samuel "Screech" Powers
- Rising Sun (1993) ... Annoying waiter at company party
- Getting By ... Episode: "Pinball Wizard" (1993) TV Episode
- Saved by the Bell: The New Class (1993) TV Series ... Samuel "Screech" Powers
- Saved by the Bell ... Samuel "Screech" Powers
- Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style (1992) (TV) ... Samuel "Screech" Powers
- The Munsters Today (1990) TV Episode ... Rob
- The Wonder Years (1989-1990) TV Episode ... Joey
- She's Out of Control (1989) ... Kid on the Beach
- Purple People Eater (1988) ... Big Z
- Big Top Pee-wee (1988) ... Child - Deke
- Good Morning, Miss Bliss (1988) TV Series ...