Extensive Definition
Pat's Hubba Hubba is a famous late-night greasy spoon
chili spot located at 24 North Main Street in the village of
Port
Chester in Westchester County, New York.
Located near the New York and Connecticut border, Hubba's caters to
the local bar scene by staying open until 5:00am on the weekends,
and at least 3:00am on weeknights. The restaurant was originally
known as "Texas Quick Lunch" and was owned by Edna and operated by
Millie, an elderly chain
smoker who served blazing hot chili
with a complementary plastic gallon jug of water. Pat Carta bought
Texas Chili in the late 80s and changed the name to Pat's Hubba
Hubba, the same as his original restaurant in Cos Cob, which he
closed shortly after taking over Texas Quick Lunch. He expanded the
menu from simple chili and chili hot dogs to variants including the
most popular dish -- chili cheese fries (described by ESPN.com columnist
Bill
Simmons as the "best drunken late-night food ever"). By the
early to mid-90s, Pat opened a second location at 820 Cove Road in
the city of Stamford
in Fairfield County, Connecticut. A
third location followed, also in Stamford, at 189 Bedford
Street(now closed and gone), in the heart of the busy downtown bar
district. Unlike the hole-in-the-wall vibe of New York Hubba's,
these new Connecticut locations were designed more like a
traditional diner. Eventually, Pat sold the Port Chester Hubba's to
his longtime friend and co-worker Carlos, and he closed down the
3rd location in downtown Stamford. Currently, Pat still owns the
Stamford location at 820 Cove Road and it operates with the classic
name Pat's Hubba Hubba. Hubba's in Port Chester is now under
Carlos' ownership, and the name has been changed to just "Hubba".
But the original menu and vibe remains. However, most will agree
that you have to go to Port Chester for the true "Hubba
Experience."
The main ingredient in most of Hubba's offerings
is the chili, which is made with ground beef
and hot chili peppers and little else. It contains no beans,
tomatoes, or vegetables of any kind. As the chili cools, a viscous
red oil precipitates out and eventually coagulates into a thick
orange/red wax. The chili is prepared in what can only be described
as a huge vat, which is visible from Main Street, through the front
window of the restaurant. The inside of Hubba's is long and narrow,
like a bowling lane. There's around 15 stools, where you can sit at
the counter, but during peak hours, it's a standing room only
crowd. Decently cheap menu items are written in marker on paper
plates, tacked onto the wall. At the Port Chester location, many
menu items are written differently on separate paper plates.
Perhaps the most charming aspect of Hubba's decor is the wallpaper of dollar
bills. Patrons are encouraged to sign dollar bills and tape them to
the walls and ceiling, creating a unique atmosphere consisting
entirely of greenbacks. The writing on the bills ranges from pride
in the local high schools and community to hilarious drunken
designs. It's fun to read the walls as you're eating, or to
contribute your own bill.
Beverages from a soda fountain are available for
purchase, but Hubba's famously carries no ice. Regulars know that
the best bet is to order free Hubba Water. It's pink water, which
can be very amusing when you're drunk. Hubba Water is basically
water with a drop of fruit punch included. The origins of this
unique drink go back to when the soda machine broke. Legend says
that the fruit punch leaked into the water, thus creating the Hubba
Water of today. If you're not washing down Hubba Chili with some
free Hubba Water, you're not getting the true Hubba experience.
Hamburgers and
hot dogs
can be ordered Texas and California style, which is some kind of
variation in the toppings. Texas style includes chili and onions.
California style consists of lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. But
basically, you want everything covered in Hubba chili and cheese.
Many argue that the only toppings one should order are chili and
cheese. Hubba's most unusual dish is arguably the chili cheese
clams - fried clams covered in Pat's signature greasy chili and
melted cheese. Additionally Hubbas offers chicken parmigiana with
chili and cheese on top.
Many observers have commented on the eclectic
nature of Hubba's clientele, that it's actually a microcosm of the
melting pot that is Port Chester, New York. Peter Applebome of the
New
York Times describes Hubba's as "where the yin and yang of
suburbia north, with addictive regularity, get to face down both
ennui and intestinal distress." Students and area bar patrons mix
right in with the large local Hispanic and
Latino
population. During the late night hours, it can be very rowdy and
fun. Hubba's has become a legendary food spot for the residents of
Westchester and southern Connecticut. Check out Port Chester for
the original experience and atmosphere. Check out Stamford for a
more varied menu and perhaps higher quality food from the owner
Pat.
One note of contention among frequenters is the
name by which the restaurant should be called. While most areas
call the establishment by its present name, "Hubba," certain
communities, such as Mamaroneck and
Larchmont, still
cling to the name "Pat's." Often times, this causes much confusion
when participating inter-community activities, as one person may
not be aware of the other name.
Sources
- "Everybody Comes to Hubba's. O.K., Maybe Not the Health Food Crowd" by Peter Applebome, New York Times, July 10, 2005; Section 1; Column 1; Metropolitan Desk; Our Towns; Pg. 25 (click here for article's associated slideshow)
- "In the Wee Small Hours in the County" by Nick Ravo, New York Times, November 29, 1998, Section 14WC, Page 19
- Bill Simmons, ESPN.com, June 17, 2005
- [http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:YiDkeIIbBK4J:proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story%3Fpage%3Dsimmons/050617+%22hubba+hubba%22+chili+cheese+fries&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=8&gl=us Bill Simmons, ESPN.com, June 17, 2005 Cached Google page with the Pat's reference intact.]
- Love Song to the Might and Majesty of the Chili Dog, Steve Bunche, June 26, 2004
- Pat's Hubba Hubba mentioned on metafilter.com